Homework - Monday 27th June 2016 - Panto Songs
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A Recipe For Disaster
Verse 1 You say my food’s inedible? It’s really not my fault! Just ’cos I underdo the meat And overdo the salt! My standards are incredible! Well, what do you expect? So what’s a girl like me to do To gain some house respect? Chorus She’s a recipe for disaster, And she’s in a class of her own! A kitchen calamity causing concern, A fact that is widely well-known! You’d have to search for many a day Then take another look, To find a chef who we’d all say Is worse than this terrible cook! Verse 2 She poisoned previous employers Whilst working, down the road! The husband tragically expired From breakfast overload! The magistrate was told in court “The scrambled eggs weren’t raw! She’d made them medium-rare, my friends, And served them cold, what’s more!" Chorus She’s a recipe for disaster…. Verse 3 I can’t work out these modern stoves, They’re complicated, see! I spit and roast, which adds A special flavour, you’d agree? And as for chicken dishes? I reheat them once or twice! The middle bit stays pink, so chew it slow – That’s my advice! Chorus She’s a recipe for disaster…. Repeat You’d have to search for many a day Then take another look, To find a chef who we’d all say Is worse than this terrible cook! |
Your Furry Friends
Verse 1 It doesn’t bother us one bit Who occupies this room. They don’t know what’s in store for them But they‘ll know pretty soon! If what they want’s a good night’s sleep They’d best keep well away. ’Cos we like fun and games, and we Come out at night to play! Chorus We’re dreadful pests – we love to chew, Especially furniture. Most wooden things don’t stand a chance; We’ll gnaw them, we don’t care! We’ll scritch and scratch, we’ll eek and squeak, Leave droppings on your bed! You might call us your ‘furry friends’, Or something worse instead! Verse 2 We’re kind of cute with bright, brown eyes! Our snouts are long and flat! Our whiskers twitch when we sense cats, Or when we smell a rat! That sounds like us – we’re bigger And our tails are longer too! We’re slim and sleek, A fine physique! Especially me and you!! Chorus We’re dreadful pests…. Verse 3 We’re rodents and we’re proud of it, A breed some folk detest! That gives us licence to have fun, Annoying every guest! We’ll crawl across Dick’s face tonight And slither through his hair! A ticklish trick to wake him up, And give him quite a scare! Chorus We’re dreadful pests…. (Repeat) You might call us your ‘furry friends’, Or something worse instead! EEK! |
Victorians!
Years Five and Six have really enjoyed the start to their new topic 'Victorians'. We'll be looking, over the next few weeks, at what life was like for Victorian children and at how people from our past have impacted our lives today. Lots of fun to come!
Sharing Assembly - Friday 27th November 2015
Well done to Samson, Callum and Tyler for sharing their skills in Sharing Assembly this week. The whole school were treated to viewing excellent art work, fantastic karate moves, and a note-perfect piano solo.
Da iawn!
Da iawn!
Children In Need - Non-Uniform Day
Thank you to everyone in class who brought in a donation for Children In Need! Everyone looked really smart and their generosity will have made a real difference to the lives of other children. Da iawn, pawb!
Book Fair - November 2015
I would like to thank all of the Year 5 and 6 helpers who stayed behind after school to run this year's Book Fair. It was a real success and everyone who stayed and helped had a lot of fun!
